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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"



A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

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  • 半数农民不想移居城市2016-12-23

    Fifty percent of farmers responding to a survey said they have no plans to move to towns and settle down in urban areas, reported 21cn.com on Thursday. 周四,21cn.com 报道,在一项调查中,50%的居民回应

  • 美国20元纸币将印上黑人女性头像2016-12-23

    African-American abolitionist and humanitarian Harriet Tubman, who led hundreds of slaves to freedom, will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. 非洲裔美国女性哈里特塔布曼将出现在新的20元纸币上,代

  • 中国73%的水域被严重污染2016-12-23

    The China Urban Water Blueprint released on Monday by The Nature Conservancy, a leading nongovernmental organization for global conservation work, indicated that samples taken from 73 percent of water

  • 70名女学生因裙子太短被遣送回家2016-12-23

    A school sent home multiple young girls due to the length of their skirts. Why? Administrators were concerned that the short hemlines would encourage boys to peer up them. 一所学校把很多年轻女孩儿送回

  • 为什么中国年轻人不愿意结婚2016-12-23

    Chinese social media users have been expressing doubts about the institution of marriage. 中国社交媒体用户一直在表达对婚姻机制的疑虑。 This is because of better education, but also because they have g

  • 中国建立器官捐赠绿色通道2016-12-22

    CHINA has established a green channel for human organs to shorten the time it takes to get them to transplant patients and avoid unnecessary damage or waste. 中国建立人体器官绿色通道,缩短移植器官送到

  • 全世界堕胎率高达25%2016-12-22

    The report in the Lancet said 56m induced abortions take place annually - higher than previously thought. 刊登于《柳叶刀》上的这份报告称,每年有5600万人工流产病例,这一数据比之前料想的要高得多。 Resea

  • 为啥老外饭后酷爱吃甜食2016-12-22

    If you ask for cheesecake after dinner at a Chinese restaurant, you dont really know about the Asian diet. 如果你在一个中餐厅就餐后点奶酪蛋糕,那么你就是对亚洲饮食一点儿也不了解。 I am sorry to break

  • 泰姬陵正在变绿2016-12-22

    NEW DELHIOver the centuries, the Taj Mahal has endured its share of attacksplundered by the Jats of northern India and looted by British soldiers, among other indignities. In recent years, officials h

  • 你会在地铁上和别人聊天吗?2016-12-22

    Despite being used by 1.34 billion people each year, traveling on the Tube in London can actually be quite lonely. An unwritten rule encouraging silence, mixed with classic British reserve, means that

  • 毁掉整个星期睡眠的坏习惯2016-12-22

    We all like to let our hair down come Friday, but studies have shown that some of your favourite weekend activities could actually be wrecking your sleep for the entire week ahead. 我们都喜欢一到周末

  • 听歌学英语之If I let you go2016-12-21

    今天一起来听一首非常经典的歌曲,来自Westlife的《If I let you go》。 《If I let you go》是由Westlife演唱的第二支单曲,歌曲由Jorgen Elofsson,Per Magnusson and David Kreuger创作,由Per Magnusson and Kre

  • 今起吸毒检测将纳入公务员体检2016-12-21

    In regions facing severe drug abuse problems, a drug test and a background check against a national database of known drug users will be required before candidates are allowed to assume some special p

  • 经济学家飞机上算微积分 被疑为恐怖分子2016-12-21

    Guido Menzio is a highly respected Ivy League economist and a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, but on a plane he looked like a terrorist to another passenger on a flight from Philadelphia

  • 阿里巴巴推虚拟现实支付系统2016-12-21

    Alibabas finance arm has shown demonstrated a payment service that will allow virtual reality shoppers to pay for things in future just by nodding their heads. 阿里金融事业部展示了一项支付业务,该业务

  • 胖一点对健康更有利?2016-12-21

    The study found the moderately overweight now had lower rates of early death than those who were normal weight, underweight or obese. 这项研究发现,相比于体重正常、体重过轻、以及体重过重的人来说,那些

  • 回顾:2016年中国十大文化事件盘点2016-12-21

    The year 2016 is coming to an end, and this year has witnessed several major cultural events that impressed us. We have selected the top 10 major cultural events that occurred this year so you can tak

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