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幽默英文演讲稿(通用10篇)
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幽默英文演讲稿 1
hello everyone!
my name is king, a student from college. i am glad to give you a speech about my college. the title of my speech is my college, my home.
last september i left my hometown with heavy baggage and after a journey of ten hours, i came to this dream campus with great expectation and excitement.
whenever i recall the past days, so many thoughts are flooding in my mind. but what impressed me most is a night when i got a stomachache during the first days. i had to turn to the aunts in charge of our dormitory for help. they were so friendly and warm-hearted. they gave me the pills and reminded me of having more hot water. i recovered soon and i thanked them from the bottom of my heart because they brought me the warmth of home.
our college is a famous academic center. the teaching staff are all learned professors. many of them are world-wide known for their wide range of knowledge and charming personality. i respect my teachers! i admire my teachers! i love my teachers! various activities are carried here. they not only bring me happiness but also improve myself. i meet with a lot of classmates and make a large number of friends. when i feel upset, the will give me a hand; when i am happy, i will share with them. the library has a large collection of books and i always lose myself in it. i believe they will benefit me a lot and are to broaden the roads of my future.
i love you,college! you are just a place which gives me warmth and strengths! you are my home!
幽默英文演讲稿 2
good morning everyone.
my name is zhang san. today my topic is my college life. i wish i could share my happiness and annoyance i have experienced with you all. four years ago i came into the city of baoding and started my college life in ncepu, the most memorable journey of my life. i was just a shy and little boy that time. all the things seemed fresh to me: new faces, military training, large library and physics lab etc. i breathed the air of college greedily, but to tell the truth, the air in baoding is terrible. it’s really hard to explain my feelings that time: curiousenergeticin one word, i was really happy that time.
and now i am going to graduate in july. recalling to the four years, i think i have to talk about one thing-----learning. learn how to study independently, learn how to get along with others, learn to love, learn tooh, there are too much things we have to learn.
another relationship in college is friendship. my roommates have lived four years with me. in these years, they forgive my faults, cry with me, laugh with me, play with methey always stand with me and support me, i have learned a lot from them. i love them all and treasure the friendship with them.
that’s my college life. i cherish all i have experienced in college. i love you, my college!that’s all, thank you!
幽默英文演讲稿 3
Mans life is a process of growing upMans life is a process of growing up,actually Im standing here is a a persons life must constituted by various choices,then I grow up along with these I hope I can study in a college in future,however thats passed,as you know I come here,now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) I come to this school,I told to myself:this my near future,all starts owing I will learn to become a man,a integrated man,who has a fine body,can take on important task,has independent thought,an open mind,intensive thought,has the ability to judge right and wrong,has a perfect my teacher said :” you are not sewing,you are stylist;
never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought,not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study,during these process I will combine learning with I can achieve this “future”,I think that I really grow I deeply believe kindred,good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the to say future?Maybe its a nice make up our minds,stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.
幽默英文演讲稿 4
My dream is to become a doctorEver since I was little, Ive had a secret desire inside of me that Ive been almost ashamed of: I want to be a doctor. I dont know why, and Ive always known its ridiculous, since my worst subjects are math and science.
Im not altogether terrible at them, but Im more of a literature person. Im also pretty lazy, which makes me think theres no way I could survive medical school. Should I make myself stop? Is there any chance of me being somethign Ive always wanted to be?
幽默英文演讲稿 5
Hello, Im wang to golf international merce promotion co., LTD., has been for a week, for a new employee, I want to work in the future I have a lot of things need to learn, need to consult a lot of colleagues and leaders to, as far as possible to the fastest time to adapt to the new environment.
Hope I can in the future work give full play to their professional expertise, efficient finish work matters assigned by the leadership of the pany, for Chinas golf tomorrow contribute an own strength.
幽默英文演讲稿 6
china is an ancient vicissitudes of life, there is a countrys long history. in the past five thousand years, china has been using his sonorous and powerful body, time and again crossed the dangerous, china has long been a firm body! at present, china has become increasingly strong, and will gradually close to the developing countries.
chinas national treasures, giant pandas only charmingly na-iv-e, peony and opening up is the richest moment of time!
china! i love you!
this is all . thank you for your listening !
幽默英文演讲稿 7
One of my favourite sports is swimming, because it is good for our health. I learned how to swim when I was only 5. My mom took me to swimming lesson. I still remember I was afraid of my coach. Now I am a good swimmer. I swim once a month in our regional swimming pool.
I can do the 4 strokes, free style, butterfly, back stroke and breast stroke. Free style is my best. I can finish 50m in 45 seconds. Although Im not a good swimmer as Michael Philps who won 8 gold medals in 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, Im still in love with swimming.
幽默英文演讲稿 8
Today more and more students are inclined to stay up at enjoy the night so much that they dont go to bed until deep into the night or even until the next r that would do harm to their ents who usually stay up can get tired the next day and they often sleep in cant listen to the teachers heart and time goes on,they will do bad in their study ,and will be poor health.
For these reasons,I would like to advise those students who are staying up not to do that again!You should go to bed before 11 in the you take my advice?
幽默英文演讲稿 9
One of my favourite sports is swimming, because it is good for our health. I learned how to swim when I was only 5. My mom took me to swimming lesson. I still remember I was afraid of my coach. Now I am a good swimmer. I swim once a month in our regional swimming pool.
I can do the 4 strokes, free style, butterfly, back stroke and breast stroke. Free style is my best. I can finish 50m in 45 seconds. Although Im not a good swimmer as Michael Philps who won 8 gold medals in xx Beijing Olympic Games, Im still in love with swimming.
幽默英文演讲稿 10
Water is the most valuable resource on the earth. Water is the necessity of our life and we must drink it everyday.
Now, many people can not drink clear water, because many of them are badly polluted. So, in order to save water, the first thing we should do is reduce water pollution.
In addition, we should develop good habits to save water. For example, turn off the tap after we use. Or we should recycle the water to make it full use.
In one word, water is scarce for all of us and we should try our best to save it.
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