最幽默的自我介绍范文
导语：生活中与人交往，总免不了进行自我介绍，自我介绍是向别人展示自己的一个重要手段，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理最幽默的自我介绍范文的资料，欢迎阅读参考。
最幽默的.自我介绍范文1
My name is li mingwen, and I have small eyes and big ears. I have a position like a hedgehog. When I smiled, my eyes narrowed, like a crescent moon.
I am not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, standard body shape. My whole body is a treasure, wearing Nike, foot Jordan, even the pants are famous brand. My start road is very cool!
I am bold in nature and do not haggle over trifles. I remember one time, someone accidentally knocked me down, my head was broken, although it hurt, but I was not angry. As the saying goes: the prime minister can support the boat. I was the prime minister and I forgave him. I listened carefully in class, answered the questions actively, and volunteered to help my classmates after class. Everyone said that I was a good student who was willing to help others. I listened to my heart as sweet as honey.
I have a wide range of hobbies, such as playing football, playing basketball, learning English, etc. I am good at singing and dancing. I like calligraphy the most, every afternoon, I insist to practice calligraphy, every time practicing calligraphy is dedicated, to the realm of selflessness, even mosquito bite I do not feel itchy. Every time when I come downstairs, many parents boast that my children are good at learning, calligraphy, and understanding. Hearing these words, I was very happy in my heart, and my parents' faces were also full of bright smiles.
This is me, 100 percent living me, fresh me, full of vitality me!
最幽默的自我介绍范文2
Everybody is good! My name is Yang runzi. I'm 14 years old.
When I was a child, I was told that I was like a boy, and yes, I really didn't have any girls. I was like a monkey, happy, like crazy, a vigorous jump. Dad said it's natural, don't jump! But where would I listen?
My hobbies are English and math, math teacher and an English teacher is very like me, especially the math teacher, baby face to face me, every time English teacher, too, for me, always put the kind face. My math and English scores are always good, and of course Chinese is the same. I like watermelon and mango, they taste very good, you might as well try! I like running and he has a lot of benefits for my body. I have a big idea, that is I want to be a great entrepreneur, so I also like sky blue and silver white, she represents me to fly to the sky!
I am a very competitive person. Exam, other people better than I did on the exam, I defy spirit, work harder at ordinary times, the results achieved better results, because I know, only really competitive and enterprising, will succeed!
My advantage is very optimistic, meet the setback, I will not be discouraged, will continue to try, as never happened, I am still happy me! My disadvantage is that I do not like to raise my hand to answer questions, and I often say to myself, is my hand as heavy as gold? Afraid of? I'll raise my hand tomorrow! But the next day, like a mouse, I shrank into the hole, but I would correct it.
This is me. Do you like me?
最幽默的自我介绍范文3
Hello! Do you want to know my name? I can tell you, but just let you guess my name first.
My last name is the same name as the host of "happy camp". My name is only one word, which is a musical instrument called flute. You guessed it! As for my gender! My gender and star zhang liangying is the same - girl! Not long ago, I blew out nine colorful birthday candles, and I have lived happily with teachers and classmates for four years.
In the class, I am the teacher's little assistant, in the school I am a good student in the teacher's heart. Because, I usually in the class, in the grade of excellent performance, many times as the school "school three good"; My composition has won the national first prize! So the teacher likes me very much. Liked by the teacher is also a kind of "sweet" trouble: for example, last week, I was helping teacher zhang to pay this month's cost receipt, for delivery after receipt of the teacher's office door just now, Mr Li and let me to help her to pay the money order uniforms, you just finished it, Yang assistant and arrange for me to help her with mobile phone, and I ran a trip to the teachers' office, that's not the matter. But I was glad to help my teacher do something.
I like to read books, I usually like to draw, although not very good, but I still like painting, I also learned a period of flute playing!
I love to tie a small braid, a pair of big eyes, a small nose and a chattering, talkative mouth.
Now you know me, will you make friends with me?
最幽默的自我介绍范文4
My name is li ham. I am fourteen years old, and I live in the county hou zhuang. I would like to introduce myself to you.
My head is bigger, the above two big eyes, like two black diamond on it, a small nose is below a glib mouth, thin body, wear vest with short sleeves, long legs, wearing a small yellow shorts.
My character is very honest, but someone put me into the ring, ambition never dies until there is no way out, I must revenge, remember that once, I read a book in the yard, my friend, * * * in the past, push me a rubber, I endure the endure, after a while, he pushed me a rubber, unbearable, I immediately ran to go after him, I know I run but him, but I think of a way to, to recruit, ai, that doesn't work, forget it, just hard with him, was held in the school race, I also win awards, I am confident, with I go fast speed chase ah chase ah, this round the village more than a dozen circle, he finally asthma slowly say I lost, I was also exhausted.
I love swimming, playing computer, reading and playing games. That I went to the bookstore reading a book at a time, I saw a book as a document, think it is too good, so I want to buy it, but it's too expensive, 50 yuan, mother not to buy me, my Kitty is only 35 yuan, I will try very hard to make money, this is summer, the sun, mother gave me money to buy, I would like to buy one, but the thought of the book, I swallow saliva, put down, and with the efforts of more than 10 days, I deposit to 50 yuan, buy later, I do in bed with relish taste, almost didn't eat not to drink from the morning until noon.
What do you think of me?
最幽默的自我介绍范文5
Hello, my name is xx, elementary school is in the development zone experimental primary school, this year 12 years old, because I go to school early, so smaller than the students age, small and exquisite lively and clever, I can in the new stage of learning hope and you become good friends, my hobby is drawing, but I prefer English, I think it is very useful to learn English well, now the popularity of English is quite wide, and now we also often can see foreign friends in the city, the role of English becomes more obvious. In the days ahead let us join hands to achieve excellent results. I hope you will take more care of me. Thank you.
最幽默的自我介绍范文6
I am a more confident child, from the elementary school to now, the study has been excellent, each examination result is in the top.
After each examination, I will summarize, I will look for the wrong reasons, find my own shortcomings, in the future study.
Mother often said to me: "Hou Xiang, you must study hard, at the time of test, you don't proud, done badly don't lose heart, you will often find your shortcomings and deficiencies, you have hope of success! Be perfect yourself, and you will be invincible in the future! Mother often sounded in my ear, homework done wrong I want to find the reason, class met wrong topic I also want to find the reason, often because of a wrong topic waste me a long time, but I never because of wrong topic do not give up. Really don't ask the teacher to ask, do not know the place one by one to the teacher to point out, until understand. Because I am serious, the teacher also take me to have no way!
When I was young, I was so careless that I took the 10th place in our class! After entering junior high school, I am not discouraged, I think I have the ability to catch up or surpass the students in front of me. When I entered junior high school, I took practical action to face my competition. Due to my hard work, I had to go further before each examination. This semester, I put a perfect end to the first painting.
My score: Chinese 89, mathematics 98, politics 100, history 100, geography 100, English 100, biology 100, class first, whole grade two!
After published scores, my in the mind to mention how happy, but I still feel there is insufficient place, that the two points of mathematics questions I can do, just at that time, it can't think of it, wanted to stay in the final to do again, after I have finished the topic about the spirit, the paper made up. Due to my negligence, I have deducted the points I should not have deducted. I will take these lessons and pay attention to them in the future. I believe, I will do well! As long as there is effort, there will be success!
最幽默的自我介绍范文7
Dear friends hello, everyone, my name is yan yan, 14 years old this year, my English name is one of the two, which is called song Google, another English name is called the water lilies waterlily, my star sign is Aquarius, princess likes to use these two words to make my name, my pen name, my hobby many, I love to write a composition, so whenever I write a composition, I will be full of confidence. It is a new good news that you can keep improving your composition and keep improving.
I have long black hair, big eyes, red mouth, I come from China, guangdong, guangzhou, I am in the first year of junior high school.
I made many good friends in the class, my relationship with my classmates are good, we are blessed with, hardship, have bitter have joy, is really interesting, the teacher is good for us, I love my school, I love my class, I in the midst of so much discipline, English is the most since I have been a subject of interest, the elementary school my English is very good, but now still so-so! I love writing fairy tales, because they often bring me a lot of fun, especially the fairy tales of the princess and the little animals, which is my favorite fairy tale!
I have a wish, I hope I can be more beautiful life, I hope I can to the next level, one day a day of this year, to get good grades, I'm sure I can do it. I believe that my confidence will spread around the world, let us work together, work together, study together! This is a learning method, the future social learning will be better, more excellent!
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. One inch of time is an inch of gold. Believe in yourself. Please remember these two famous quotes!
最幽默的自我介绍范文8
HI! My name is mo bei. I can go to high school together with you. I'm really happy. Let me introduce myself to you.
A round face, a bundle of ponytail, this image has followed my seventh grade. I am 12 years old, already a junior high school student, but still can't take off this face of the childishness.
My main hobby is reading books. Speaking of reading, I have a short story. When I was 5 years old, I bought a copy of "the tea flower girl" at the same table. I had been longing for this book for a long time, but my father never agreed to my request. I was so proud that I had hardly ever asked anyone else, and this time I had to go and borrow it from him. Who knows, he said can be can, can take my "Trojan butcher city" to exchange with him, I had to give him the book, asked him that "La Traviata".
My weakness is that I love to cry. Oh, don't laugh, it's my hobby too! Pets are dead, crying! Bullied, crying! The exam is not good, cry! Reading a book to see touching, nose an acid, and two rows of "golden beans". But I don't feel embarrassed. I love the phrase "laugh when you laugh, cry when you cry, don't hide." Open and poised.
If I'm sick of it, I'm going to play sports. So sports scores have been bad. The ball can be thrown as far as four or five meters, and the test scores never exceed 70. This shortcoming, I must change later.
I've introduced myself to you. Will you like me?
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